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Happy Bottom Embrication - Bum Butter Chamois Cream

Code: PCHBB100
  • $20.60
Item in Stock | Usually dispatched within 48 hours
awarded when you purchase this product
- Totally chemical free,100% natural ingredients. - Pain relief from clove oil - pretty clever eh? - Vegetable glycerine and Egyptian geranium oil absorbs to lower dermis, all the way in to really repair your damaged skin. - Antiseptic and anti-bacterial with tea tree oil to stop you growing diseases in your shorts. - PET recyclable containers (you can make fleece jackets out of them) - Tested in the most demanding conditions... in my shorts, on @rseholes and not on animals. - Vegan as hell. - Female friendly, it won't make your girly bits zing. - Does not repel sharks or polar bears. - 100ml jar goes a very long way, around 7,000 miles.


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